PRIORITIES II
New York hair and nail salons to shut, but booze deemed 'essential'
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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March 21, 2020
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Well, duh.
Posted by: markhh | March 21, 2020 at 01:06 PM
I'll have a Corona with lime please.
Posted by: pharmaross | March 21, 2020 at 01:11 PM
markhh hit the nail on the head.
Posted by: LeDud | March 21, 2020 at 01:49 PM
You can cut my hair but you can't cut my booze.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 21, 2020 at 03:42 PM
That's lucky for me. Drinking a six-pack of Maybelline Fuchsia Fever 300 nail varnish barely even gives me a buzz.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 21, 2020 at 04:14 PM
This decision was based on basic religious freedom.
We have been taught that alcohol is man's worst enemy, yet the Bible tells us to love our enemy.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 21, 2020 at 06:08 PM
It makes sense. When we all look like Thing from Addams Family and have foot long toenails, we'll need it, won't we ?
Posted by: Clankie | March 21, 2020 at 07:57 PM
I'm happy that yesterday I was able to pick up a fresh bottle of Jameson's, er, I mean topical antiviral solution. Very powerful disinfectant. Internal use only.
Posted by: padraig | March 22, 2020 at 05:05 AM
On a serious note..If the liqour stores closed alcholics going through withdrawl would be taking up needed hospital beds.
Posted by: Dragon Boogers | March 23, 2020 at 07:40 PM