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March 21, 2020


New York hair and nail salons to shut, but booze deemed 'essential'

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Well, duh.

I'll have a Corona with lime please.

markhh hit the nail on the head.

You can cut my hair but you can't cut my booze.

That's lucky for me. Drinking a six-pack of Maybelline Fuchsia Fever 300 nail varnish barely even gives me a buzz.

This decision was based on basic religious freedom.
We have been taught that alcohol is man's worst enemy, yet the Bible tells us to love our enemy.

It makes sense. When we all look like Thing from Addams Family and have foot long toenails, we'll need it, won't we ?

I'm happy that yesterday I was able to pick up a fresh bottle of Jameson's, er, I mean topical antiviral solution. Very powerful disinfectant. Internal use only.

On a serious note..If the liqour stores closed alcholics going through withdrawl would be taking up needed hospital beds.

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