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I'm helping Earth scientists find Waldo.
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2020 at 10:41 AM
The Roswell, New Mexico aliens claim penguins look pretty much the same from space as they do in documentaries or the zoo and it's much easier, cheaper and safer to do so.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 31, 2020 at 10:42 AM
I was working with Zooniverse before it was cool
Posted by: markhh | March 31, 2020 at 10:45 AM
https://youtu.be/vDm90r3hVQo
Posted by: pharmaross | March 31, 2020 at 12:14 PM
How precise does your mouse have to be to put a spot on a penguin?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 31, 2020 at 04:20 PM
If we find a new galaxy can we name it ?
Posted by: LeDud | March 31, 2020 at 04:33 PM
They say they're looking for penguins, but more likely rooftop sunbathers.
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2020 at 05:36 PM
Did you know that penguins are not edible? They taste awful. The more you know.
Posted by: Zeppo Marx | April 01, 2020 at 01:45 AM
YES !!!
Looks like my lifelong study of Uranus is about to pay off.
Posted by: John | April 01, 2020 at 09:52 AM