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March 23, 2020


Neil Diamond revises ‘Sweet Caroline’ for coronavirus: ‘Hands... washing hands’

(Thanks to Chris, who says "At least there was nothing about chairs.")


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Much better than,

Oh Handy well
You came and you gave it to me without taking
Now I stay six feet away
Oh, Handy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shopping
And I need you today
Oh, Handy!

I love it but I'm having a hard time believing that's Neil Diamond.

Cindy, the consensus here is that it looks more like my cousin Larry.

Rick Astley is never gonna do that.

I posted this late on another thread, but since this is song-themed (ha),
I am shamelessly re-posting:

It's beginning to look a lot like panic
Everywhere you go
People queue up at every store, hoarding toilet paper and more
With so much stuff they'll need a large backhoe
It's beginning to look a lot like panic
Neighbors in a war
But the dirtiest sight to see is the stock market selling spree
With values on the floor
A couple apples and fruits and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
If you gander to gawk at my stuff I will sock
The chins of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again

I'm waiting for Journey's new lyrics to "Lovin,' Touchin,' Squeezin.'"

Or is that "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'"? Help, Mr. Language Person!

Wanderer: Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'... the Charmin.

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