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He'd better hope his sentence isn't to be strung up.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 23, 2020 at 01:10 PM
He had put that string there earlier to remind himself to get dressed.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | March 23, 2020 at 01:13 PM
I can understand the string, but couldn't the guy show a little class and use at least a twenty?
Bonus comment: His FL DL has no restriction saying He can not operate a vehicle in the nude. Any good lawyer has used that defense.
Posted by: man tom | March 23, 2020 at 02:04 PM
The guy looks about 20 years older than his 59 years. Meth - what a drug!
Posted by: Marc | March 23, 2020 at 02:09 PM
He must have been too high to remember to put on his boxer shorts. His goal for the day was to be able to tell people; "'Scuse me while I whip this out" then pull the string.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 23, 2020 at 02:22 PM
Is there a problem, officer?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 23, 2020 at 03:25 PM
SNORK! To Le Petomane
Posted by: Judy | March 23, 2020 at 04:28 PM
Shoddy reporting -- no mention of the perfectly innocent explanation.
I also appreciate his fine detail in that he had meth, joints, and weed -- but no drugs.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 23, 2020 at 05:07 PM
I can understand his angst dealing with the global pandemic, but he's obviously confused about managing his exposure and how to tie one on drowning his worries.
Posted by: pharmaross | March 23, 2020 at 05:10 PM
When stopped, did he claim to be a "stringer" for the Miami Herald?
Posted by: PirateBoy, Ace Reporter | March 23, 2020 at 05:39 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the plot for Speed 3 coming soon to a theater near you which hopefully will still be closed.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 23, 2020 at 06:24 PM
It must have been a G-string.
Posted by: The Real Barry | March 23, 2020 at 07:08 PM
Kudos to the deputy who asked him why he fled instead of asking, say, why he had a string tied to his penis and testicles.
Posted by: Bob | March 23, 2020 at 07:37 PM
Are police sure it wasn't a ribbon?
Posted by: Evil Mr M | March 24, 2020 at 01:24 AM