JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE

The Deerfield American Legion hosted “Testicle Festival” will not take place Saturday, March 21 as planned, as limitations upon the number of people together in one setting, have been set by the Michigan state government in a response to combatting COVID-19.

(Thanks to B'game and Allen at Division)

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(Thanks to Steve K. and pharmaross)

Comments

[Jim]

I guess you could say that CoVid-19 has the Deerfield Testicle Festival by the balls.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

"Deep-fried cattle testicles" sounds like something I should be hoarding.

[Ralph]

They're overly optimistic if they think they will be able to use their 300 pounds of frozen happy fun balls in two months. We're likely to be FUBAR for at least a year. Unless you own cattle, you'll have to enjoy their testicles online for now.

[coscolo]

Burt & Ralph,
Rocky Mountain Oysters are specialty of Bruce's Bar in Colorado, understand they're offering take-out or delivery during the crisis, but you'll have to check with them on size of the delivery area.

[Qaz]

With Playboy out of print what am I suppose to "read"?