‘IT IS NO ORDINARY POO. IT IS SPIRITUAL.’
PROPHET BLAMES POO IN CHURCH ON WITCHCRAFT
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
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March 26, 2020
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Witchcraft?
That would make it Voo Doo Poo!
Posted by: pharmaross | March 26, 2020 at 11:22 AM
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater
Posted by: MOTW | March 26, 2020 at 11:26 AM
We have all heard the expression, "Holy Crap" but I believe this may be the first picture of what it looks like.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 26, 2020 at 11:35 AM
Pew!
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 26, 2020 at 11:39 AM
I thought "Spiritual Poo" was the title of an old Frank Zappa album.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 26, 2020 at 12:20 PM
" The Poo of *** compels you!
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 26, 2020 at 12:37 PM
Did it come from a zoo or a cockapoo that flew and used the church as a loo?
This occurred in Africa so it may have come from a gnu or even a Hutu that made doo doo.
There are no marsupials in Africa, so you can rule out kangaroo poo too.
If there's a railroad nearby, a train may have hit an animal and left behind some choo choo poo poo.
I feel blue and wish I knew the source of the poo but the clues are few. It's true that we rue the discolored pew from the fecal stew but who can he sue?
My view... it's a byproduct of the corona pandemic and actually Wu flu poo.
Boohoo!
Posted by: pharmaross | March 26, 2020 at 12:40 PM
I will not poo poo this story.
Posted by: Ruthenium | March 26, 2020 at 12:41 PM
What - exactly - does one have to eat in order to emit "spiritual" poo?
Posted by: markhh | March 26, 2020 at 01:02 PM
Spiritual nuts and flakes, apparently.
Posted by: fractalist | March 26, 2020 at 01:22 PM
If it's not real poo, then it's...
sham poo.
Posted by: Marcopohlo | March 26, 2020 at 05:27 PM