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March 26, 2020

‘IT IS NO ORDINARY POO. IT IS SPIRITUAL.’

PROPHET BLAMES POO IN CHURCH ON WITCHCRAFT

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

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Witchcraft?

That would make it Voo Doo Poo!

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater

We have all heard the expression, "Holy Crap" but I believe this may be the first picture of what it looks like.

Pew!

I thought "Spiritual Poo" was the title of an old Frank Zappa album.

" The Poo of *** compels you!

Did it come from a zoo or a cockapoo that flew and used the church as a loo?

This occurred in Africa so it may have come from a gnu or even a Hutu that made doo doo.

There are no marsupials in Africa, so you can rule out kangaroo poo too.

If there's a railroad nearby, a train may have hit an animal and left behind some choo choo poo poo.

I feel blue and wish I knew the source of the poo but the clues are few. It's true that we rue the discolored pew from the fecal stew but who can he sue?

My view... it's a byproduct of the corona pandemic and actually Wu flu poo.

Boohoo!


I will not poo poo this story.

What - exactly - does one have to eat in order to emit "spiritual" poo?

Spiritual nuts and flakes, apparently.

If it's not real poo, then it's...

sham poo.

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