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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Will "pee napkin" become the latest euphemism for toilet paper?
And having a physical confrontation after sex? Isn't sex itself a physical confrontation of a sort?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 25, 2020 at 12:24 PM
How exactly did she "accidentally" throw the aforementioned "Pee Napkin" on him?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2020 at 12:34 PM
I see Pee-Napkin Management Classes in his future.
Posted by: man tom | March 25, 2020 at 12:35 PM
A friend who used to live in Florida sometimes referred to the state as, "Darwin's Waiting Room." Maybe he was on to something, but I would add California to the list.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 25, 2020 at 12:46 PM
Not gonna read this. Might be pictures.
Posted by: LeDud | March 25, 2020 at 01:27 PM
I saw Pee Napkin open for Wet Willie.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | March 25, 2020 at 03:32 PM
Didn't Naked Couple Brawling tour with the Barenaked Ladies and the Sex Pistols?
Posted by: ChrisinVa | March 26, 2020 at 09:34 AM