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Naked man charged in Powell sausage assault
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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March 31, 2020
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A naked sausage assault is the wurst kind of criminal behavior!
Posted by: pharmaross | March 31, 2020 at 10:24 AM
A new Ground Hog day festivity?
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 31, 2020 at 10:24 AM
What a brat.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 31, 2020 at 10:25 AM
What He did was bad enough, but this guy should do hard time for this.
Posted by: man tom | March 31, 2020 at 10:41 AM
If he keeps that up, he'll go blind.
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2020 at 10:49 AM
They may charge him with attempted murder for throwing kill-basa.
Evidence gathered at the crime scene 'links' him to similar assaults.
Posted by: pharmaross | March 31, 2020 at 10:56 AM
So he assaulted a sausage with a sausage?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 31, 2020 at 12:37 PM
How long have you been at home pharmaross? You're having way too much fun with this one. Well done though!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2020 at 01:56 PM
NC,
I really need to put my phone down and go for a walk.
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Posted by: pharmaross | March 31, 2020 at 02:16 PM