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March 18, 2020

GUESS WHAT THEY'RE CALLING IT

A Portland Strip Club Has Started a Meal Delivery Service Where Dancers Bring Food Directly to Your Door

(Thanks to pharmaross and Le Petomane)

It's semi-NSFW, but you're probably not at work anyway.

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A-ooohga! Schwing! Boing! Wockety wockety wockety.

Yeah! Whatever vaporsmith said!

Part of that new stimulus package.

Order a strip steak and see what happens.

I thought the goal of self-isolation was to avoid "viruses". By using this service, it appears you would only trade them.

I'd bet some strippers ought to be supplied with Lysol even when there's not a coronavirus outbreak.

I have 7 "What kind of breasts do you have?" jokes.

Its probably good exercise for the girls.

Keeping Portland weird.

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