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These Florida Holy Rollers will end up contracting covid-19 and get wiped out.
Posted by: pharmaross | March 31, 2020 at 10:34 AM
It used to be fishes and loaves. Now it's toilet paper.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 31, 2020 at 10:47 AM
Address your prayers to St. Whipple and watch the rolls multiply.
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2020 at 10:48 AM
That preacher was on a roll!
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | March 31, 2020 at 10:58 AM
So the Governor of Florida actually has a checkpoint at the border of Georgia on I-95 to stop and (apparently) attempt to intimidate New Yorkers driving down to, what? Turn around and drive home? Yet he is NOT closing the beaches, which are a lot more crowded than two people in a car.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2020 at 11:07 AM
The only time the church will close is when the Rapture happens? Because he is not "raising up pansies"?
What about daffodils?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2020 at 11:11 AM
So "Charmin" is the modern English word for "manna"?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 31, 2020 at 12:31 PM
The preacher is just plying his trade. Actually 2-plying.
Posted by: LeDud | March 31, 2020 at 01:21 PM
Yes, Wanderer - In the New, New Testament, this miraculous event will be known as the "Wiping of the 5,000"...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 31, 2020 at 04:24 PM