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March 27, 2020

*GOOD* GIRL

Man in coronavirus self-isolation sends dog to shop with list and money attached to collar

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Ralph)

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Time for this oldie-but-goodie:

A man gives his dog ten dollars and sends him to the store to buy some beer. After a while, the man realizes the dog should have been back already, so he goes out to look for him. Partway between the house and the store, he discovers his dog having intimate relations with a female dog. "Puffy!" he exclaims, "What are you doing? You've never done this before!" The dog replies "I never had ten dollars before."

And who's the greatest baseball player ever ...?

The next Air Bud movie. The plot just writes itself.

Reminds me of a Letterman Stupid Pet Tricks where a dog was trained to buy beer.

Having a cat, I wouldn't trust her to not waste the money on cat snacks and lottery tickets. I have had to watch that dastardly feline like a hawk ever since she learned you can order tuna fish from Amazon.

So it never occurred to this guy that sending a dog he advertised would bite might not result in getting the desired items?

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