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Civilians should not be permitted to use porta-potties.
Posted by: Snowman | March 28, 2020 at 11:32 AM
3:13 a.m. A man got a flat tire but didn’t want to stop so he started driving on the rims as far as he could get. Now he can’t move or change the tire. He wanted some help.
I'd be afraid to stop in Flathead County even without the threat of Covid-19. As for the guy throwing his daughter's clothes out of the window, and some of the other incidents, I think this is all just a side effect of too much time together.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2020 at 11:42 AM
I'd move to Montana, but it's too damn cold in the winter.
Posted by: wiredog | March 28, 2020 at 11:52 AM
@wiredog - winter there is only 9 months, and then you have the endless SUMMER!
Posted by: Qaz | March 28, 2020 at 12:01 PM
@Qaz and wiredog---The parts of Montana I have spent time in, the locals claim they have 9 months of winter and 3 months of mosquitos.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 28, 2020 at 12:32 PM
The hour after the first frost kills the mosquitoes and before winter starts can be pretty nice.
Posted by: coscolo | March 28, 2020 at 02:42 PM
"2:47 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that there were two fourth graders on his lawn and they refused to leave."
He actually called the cops to get 8 year olds off his lawn? Doesn't he have a hose?
Posted by: Ralph | March 28, 2020 at 02:59 PM
Some of the fourth graders in Kalispell are probably 15 years old, iykwim...
Posted by: fractalist | March 28, 2020 at 03:20 PM
Sitting by yourself, shooting your gun nonstop is Kalispell-speak for "Get off my lawn!"
Posted by: Joeage | March 28, 2020 at 06:00 PM
6:15 p.m.--A creepy guy was carrying a mirror down the street.
The reason for the 911 call was the guy had no reflection in the mirror.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | March 28, 2020 at 06:40 PM
6:15 p.m. A creepy guy was carrying a mirror down the street.
Has anyone seen Stephen King lately?
Posted by: klezmerphan | March 28, 2020 at 06:55 PM
3:33 p.m. The toilet paper from a local porta-potty was stolen.
If you were in the situation to be using a porta, your life may have just gone from bad to worse in that moment
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 28, 2020 at 08:28 PM
Cindy, you were kind to add the apostrophe that wasn’t in the report, but given Flathead County, the resident might really have thrown his daughters.
Posted by: Bob | March 28, 2020 at 10:06 PM