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March 19, 2020

EVERYBODY'S STRESSED

Elephants break into farm in self-isolation and get drunk on whisky

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Do they see pink humans when they're drunk?

Maybe it was this morning's eye treatment, but the elephants looked pinkish to me. BTW, "corn wine" probably could be translated as moonshine.

For some reason Jimmy Buffet's song, "Why Don't We Just Get Drunk And...." is now going through my mind.
I see the Brits aren't doing a good job of staying away from each other. Chlamydia cases are also going up!

Cindy, since the British are still on their New Year's Eve drunk, they're completely unaware anything has happened.

That might be from New Year's Even 2015, some to think of it....

I had an uncle who worked in a circus. He told about the time some clowns got an elephant so drunk it stepped on it's own trunk and pretty much squashed it, After that the elephant never could trumpet. But it could do a fair imitation of the Jolly Green Giant having an asthma attack.

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