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Mom, daughter sold body parts from funeral home without families’ consent, CO cops say
(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Two heads are better than one… Lend me a hand…Stop rolling your eyes…He gave me the finger… Keep your nose out of this…the jokes write themselves!")
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Billy Bob and his wife Tammy Mae had boy twins. They decided to name them both Ed, because two Eds is better than one.
Oh, that tickled my funny bone.
Posted by: Peter M. | March 18, 2020 at 09:06 AM
If you guys don't stop with this stuff, heads will roll.
Posted by: Steve | March 18, 2020 at 09:08 AM
Their establishment was large - they had lots of elbow room
Posted by: JG | March 18, 2020 at 09:29 AM
JG, it sounds like they had AN elbow room.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 18, 2020 at 10:11 AM
Now we know where Igor got Abby Normal's brain.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 18, 2020 at 10:16 AM
They really went out on a limb when they substituted concrete.
Posted by: man tom | March 18, 2020 at 10:35 AM
Their lawyer says they don't have a leg to stand on!
Posted by: Elmo | March 18, 2020 at 12:59 PM
Why sort of vehicle did they use for deliveries? A toe truck. Sorry, this is getting less funny than a pandemic virus.
Posted by: Michael | March 18, 2020 at 01:16 PM
If someone asked them to lend them an ear, did they charge interest until it was returned?
Posted by: RochPete | March 18, 2020 at 01:56 PM
When they were arrested, they were taken a-back. But it was a wrist they were willing to take.
Also, great anatomy joke:
Q: What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
A: Your spine.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 18, 2020 at 02:21 PM
Put a left foot in, put a left foot out....
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 18, 2020 at 03:03 PM
Should have kept an ear to the ground.
Posted by: James Pritchett | March 18, 2020 at 04:35 PM