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Man breaks into Jacksonville church, steals hand sanitizer
(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)
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March 19, 2020
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I've googled and I can't find it.
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | March 19, 2020 at 04:49 PM
- Suzie Q - They say GOD works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 19, 2020 at 05:09 PM
Instead of firing Judi, we'll dock her a dozen rolls of toilet paper.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 19, 2020 at 05:11 PM
The Commandment is a little vague.
Posted by: man tom | March 19, 2020 at 05:40 PM
Will the police get him to confess by asking him to come clean?
Posted by: John A Gregg | March 19, 2020 at 05:44 PM
No use handwringing over the loss.
Posted by: Clankie | March 19, 2020 at 05:59 PM
- wanderer2575 - That could get messy.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 19, 2020 at 06:18 PM
Considering the fact that he can't be found on the Internet, I would conclude both him and his hand sanitizer has made a clean getaway.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 19, 2020 at 06:46 PM
https://www.news4jax.com/news/2018/01/13/jacksonville-church-broken-into-pastors-keepsakes-stolen/
Posted by: Qaz | March 19, 2020 at 06:50 PM
Because of the epidemic we spend more money on sanitizers, but because of "social distancing" we don't need to buy any deodorants of perfumes, so the expenses stay even.
Posted by: Qaz | March 19, 2020 at 07:14 PM
Clickable linky.
Posted by: Ralph | March 19, 2020 at 07:25 PM
Well, we know where he’s gonna end up.
Posted by: wiredog | March 19, 2020 at 08:36 PM
Did the police wrestle him to the ground, like the dancers at that drive-through strip club, covered in hand sanitizer?
BTW and not funny: The Governor of California just ordered all 40 million of us to shelter-in-Place.
Posted by: PirateBoy, Sanitized for your Protection | March 19, 2020 at 10:31 PM
The local branch of the library was opened for voting on Tuesday. The library manager said they had trouble with people stealing the rolls from the bathroom stalls.
Stealing from a church is pretty low
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 20, 2020 at 08:17 AM