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March 23, 2020


Confined by virus, Frenchman runs marathon on his balcony

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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France immediately surrender with growing fear of being invaded by marathon runners on balconies.

He saw it as a mental challenge? I see it as more of a mental condition. Why would anybody run a marathon where the scenery never changes?

Why would anyone run a marathon, full stop?

I can see his girlfriend standing there, encouraging him. "One more lap and you get 5 M & M's."

*Deep Sigh* Why can't I find a man that likes to run on balconies over and over while I feed him M & M's and give him water? I'd even remove the brown ones for him. Some women just have all the luck.
Actually I wonder how his downstairs neighbors feel about his marathon training?

But did he win?...

When asked, the Frenchman said he started out wanting to fart in the general direction of the coronavirus, but wasn't sure what direction was so he covered all bases.

He's going nowhere fast.

Champion of the first annual Elisha’s balcony to Elisha’s balcony marathon.

A few years ago, one of the astronauts on the ISS completed the Boston Marathon, in space, tied to the treadmill.

I bet he didn't get a single M&M.

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