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Confined by virus, Frenchman runs marathon on his balcony
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France immediately surrender with growing fear of being invaded by marathon runners on balconies.
Posted by: man tom | March 23, 2020 at 11:51 AM
He saw it as a mental challenge? I see it as more of a mental condition. Why would anybody run a marathon where the scenery never changes?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 23, 2020 at 12:04 PM
Why would anyone run a marathon, full stop?
I can see his girlfriend standing there, encouraging him. "One more lap and you get 5 M & M's."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 23, 2020 at 12:14 PM
*Deep Sigh* Why can't I find a man that likes to run on balconies over and over while I feed him M & M's and give him water? I'd even remove the brown ones for him. Some women just have all the luck.
Actually I wonder how his downstairs neighbors feel about his marathon training?
Posted by: nursecindy | March 23, 2020 at 12:27 PM
But did he win?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 23, 2020 at 12:29 PM
When asked, the Frenchman said he started out wanting to fart in the general direction of the coronavirus, but wasn't sure what direction was so he covered all bases.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 23, 2020 at 01:08 PM
He's going nowhere fast.
Posted by: Rudolph | March 23, 2020 at 02:39 PM
Champion of the first annual Elisha’s balcony to Elisha’s balcony marathon.
Posted by: Bob | March 23, 2020 at 07:18 PM
A few years ago, one of the astronauts on the ISS completed the Boston Marathon, in space, tied to the treadmill.
I bet he didn't get a single M&M.
Posted by: PirateBoy, Space Cadet | March 23, 2020 at 08:46 PM