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March 20, 2020

AND IMMEDIATELY TRADED IT IN FOR A 24-PACK OF CHARMIN

Woman gives birth in toilet paper aisle of Springfield Walmart

(Thanks to Kevin Meershcaert, who asks "Did she name the kid Scott?")

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'Clean-up on asile 6'

Let us hope the child isn't named "Corona".

Why oh why do stramge things happen in a Walmart.

One good thing about this is the toilet paper aisle was empty which gave the EMT's plenty of room to work.

Apparently the baby overheard somebody talking about social distancing.

Unfortunately, they were completely out of baby wipes.

pogo, that would be a lot better than "Virus", and given what some people name their kids nowadays, I wouldn't be surprised to find some Viruses born soon.

Charmin if it's a girl.

You can see the full incident on Paper View.

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