AND IMMEDIATELY TRADED IT IN FOR A 24-PACK OF CHARMIN
Woman gives birth in toilet paper aisle of Springfield Walmart
(Thanks to Kevin Meershcaert, who asks "Did she name the kid Scott?")
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'Clean-up on asile 6'
Posted by: JG | March 20, 2020 at 12:18 PM
Let us hope the child isn't named "Corona".
Posted by: pogo | March 20, 2020 at 12:22 PM
Why oh why do stramge things happen in a Walmart.
Posted by: Theresa | March 20, 2020 at 01:01 PM
One good thing about this is the toilet paper aisle was empty which gave the EMT's plenty of room to work.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 20, 2020 at 03:14 PM
Apparently the baby overheard somebody talking about social distancing.
Unfortunately, they were completely out of baby wipes.
Posted by: fractalist | March 20, 2020 at 03:27 PM
pogo, that would be a lot better than "Virus", and given what some people name their kids nowadays, I wouldn't be surprised to find some Viruses born soon.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 20, 2020 at 05:11 PM
Charmin if it's a girl.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 20, 2020 at 06:43 PM
You can see the full incident on Paper View.
Posted by: Clankie | March 21, 2020 at 10:55 AM