VIRTUALLY UNDETECTABLE
Person dresses as bush to sneak out during the coronavirus lockdown
(Thanks to pharmaross, RunBDB, Allen at Division and Ralph)
Related: Driver stopped on M6 lockdown trip with wife in boot
(Thanks to Fabian Marson, who says "He’ll be sleeping on the sofa for the next 6 months.")
Perhaps he got some chicken. Because a bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2020 at 10:06 AM
Likely a compulsive gambler eager to get out and hedge his bets.
Posted by: pharmaross | March 31, 2020 at 10:30 AM
The man disguising himself as a bush obviously never saw the downside of using this tactic that was plainly shown in Monty Python skit #42 "How Not to be Seen"in 'Something Different.'
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 31, 2020 at 10:36 AM
" Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. Stay the course. Thousand points of light. "
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2020 at 10:43 AM
Agent 13 has no aged well.
Posted by: markhh | March 31, 2020 at 10:49 AM
Don Knotts did this several times on The Andy Griffith Show.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 31, 2020 at 10:53 AM
https://youtu.be/O3kcRLEnL88
Posted by: pharmaross | March 31, 2020 at 11:54 AM
Police later identified the person with the bush disguise as an American named Jerome "CurlY" Howard.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 31, 2020 at 12:35 PM
I saw the story about the guy who made his wife sut in the trunk (boot), but just assumed it was because they couldn't maintain the proper soccial distancing if they were both insude the vehicle.
Posted by: Nancy Gill | March 31, 2020 at 01:17 PM
Is there a problem, officer?
C'mon, are you telling me that wasn't a real bush?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2020 at 02:10 PM
Totally unrelated:
https://www.buttonmuseum.org/buttons/federal-express-dont-panic
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 31, 2020 at 03:33 PM