43 MILLION
This online calculator tells you exactly how much toilet roll you actually need to buy
(Thanks to Dave Stuff)
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I don't see where it factors in whether you want to be ordinary clean or Charmin clean.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 19, 2020 at 05:09 PM
It doesn't tack into account if you fold or crumple.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 19, 2020 at 05:11 PM
And diet. What if you're on the all-bran diet ?
Posted by: LeDud | March 19, 2020 at 05:17 PM
The information is flawed. They didn't ask if you ate Taco Bell food or not.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 19, 2020 at 06:50 PM
How many days does it cover.
My wife got 6 and I got 2, so I guess we need 8. But 8 per month? Week? Day?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 19, 2020 at 06:55 PM
What if I'm on the Mark Watney potatoe diet?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | March 19, 2020 at 08:02 PM
Out of curiosity, I used the calculator to figure out a year of Dave's habits, since he needed 43 million bog rolls.
For a year, that means:
1 poop every 90 seconds
1000 sheets per poop
At that rate, the other factors are rounding errors.
This has been your "Math is Gross" moment.
Posted by: Not That Tom | March 20, 2020 at 05:44 PM