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March 28, 2020

SATURDAY NIGHT THREAD

How much fun is everybody having? A lot, right?? Ha ha!!! Here in Miami we just got an emergency phone warning -- such as you might receive during a nuclear attack -- telling people over 65 to STAY HOME. Which is pretty much what we've been doing anyway. FUN!!

Feel free to comment in the comments. Or not! Either way we're staying home.

WELL IN *THAT* CASE....

The five Chinese nationals arrested in Cairo Wednesday evening were cooking meals of animals' genitals, not grilled snakes, a veterinary official has said.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLATHEAD COUNTY COPES WITH THE PANDEMIC

10:45 a.m. A Kalispell man did some social distancing by sitting in his backyard by himself and firing his gun almost nonstop

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

A SONG FOR THESE TIMES

It is NOT safe for work. But most of you should not be AT work.

This opens in Facebook, so we don’t know if it will work for everyone.

(Thanks to Mark McAlear)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Astronaut Urine To Build Moon Bases

(Thanks to Andrew Simmons)

SIDE ORDER

Truck hauling 80K pounds of french fries overturns on Maine Turnpike

(Thanks to David Emery, who says “We’re gonna need more ketchup.”)

SILVER LINING

The Abbey Road crossing has been repainted now that crowds of people aren't lining up to re-create the Beatles' iconic album cover

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND THE 88 PERCENT ARE GRATEFUL

A survey of stay-at-home workers in the United States suggests 12 percent of workers have kept their cameras switched off during video calls due to a lack of clothing.

Related: As more work from home, Walmart sees rise in sales of tops, not bottoms

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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