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March 22, 2020

OPEN THREAD

Blog community, feel free to weigh in here on the COVID-19 situation and all the covidiotic things that have been happening during this time of worldwide suckage. Also let your fellow blog people know how you're doing in the crisis. Do you have enough toilet paper? Food? How about toilet paper? FOR GOD'S SAKE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH TOILET PAPER.

Us? We're fine! Why do you ask? 

Update: I'll keep this post on top of the blog for a while, since it seems to be semi-therapeutic.

Update to the Update: We checked the little box that supposedly keeps this post on top, but Typepad doesn't seem to want to keep it on top. So you may have to hunt for it. We apologize for any inconvenience. Rest assured that judi will be fired from a minimum distance of six feet.

WHAT WE NEED IN THESE TRYING TIMES

Vicar sets himself on fire during first online coronavirus church service

(Thanks to John Lobert)

TOILET PAPER IN THE NEWS

NEBRASKANS ARE STEALING TOILET PAPER FROM INTERSTATE REST STOPS

Florida Man Charged With Stealing $1 Roll Of Toilet Paper Is Held On $5000 Bond

Man arrested for allegedly stealing 66 rolls of toilet paper from Orlando hotel

“Rush on toilet paper” at local store causes fight; police called

Toilet paper alternatives cause sewer problems

Make Your Own: Artisanal Toilet Paper

Bakery Special: TP Cake

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, Ann, Ralph, Ranald Adams and pharmaross)

THE APOCALYPSE IS DEFINITELY HERE

Minibikes and a motorized port-a-potty take over a Milwaukee roundabout.

(Thanks to Jane Owen)

We WANT the porta-potty.

AH YES, THE OLD BACK ROAD

For the weekend 21/22 and 28/29 the bus will travel on Strand Rd, Culmore Rd until Culmore Roundabout where it will then travel up Madams Bank Rd, turning right at Ballyarnett Roundabout past Steelstown GAA and take the (back road) to Muff.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SPORTS UPDATE FROM DOWN UNDER

Australia's most prestigious pro rugby league is combating the coronavirus pandemic ... by appointing a special BALL WASHER to keep things clean on the field.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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