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March 18, 2020

THEIR CHILD'S WHAT?

Some separated parents in Columbia Falls got into a fight over their child’s hand washing regiment.

Guess the county.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

GUESS WHAT THEY'RE CALLING IT

A Portland Strip Club Has Started a Meal Delivery Service Where Dancers Bring Food Directly to Your Door

(Thanks to pharmaross and Le Petomane)

It's semi-NSFW, but you're probably not at work anyway.

ACTUAL POSITIVE NEWS

An anonymous customer at a Houston restaurant left staff a $9,400 tip just hours after the county announced mandatory business closings.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE'VE ALL DONE IT

New Mexico man says he unknowingly stole TVs while drunk

(Thanks to pharmaross and DaninDallas)

AUSTRALIAN EDUCATION UPDATE

There's lots happening down under.

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

ENTREPRENEURS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Mom, daughter sold body parts from funeral home without families’ consent, CO cops say

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Two heads are better than one… Lend me a hand…Stop rolling your eyes…He gave me the finger… Keep your nose out of this…the jokes write themselves!")

THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING, WE WOULDN'T RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY THAT IT WAS AN ACTUAL DINOSAUR

Spanish police have urged citizens to remain indoors during the COVID-19 state of emergency after encountering one citizen on the street dressed as a dinosaur.

(Thanks to Ralph)

'VINTAGE'

Son is amazed to find HUNDREDS of vintage toilet paper rolls from the 1980s stocked in his late father's unit years after he died - and is now offering them up to people in need

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

DUDE

Ybor City chicken breaks $1,200 worth of glass pipes in CBD shop

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

DOCTOR'S ORDERS, PEOPLE

Dr. Oz says couples should have sex while quarantining

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Don't drink bleach to prevent coronavirus, poison control center warns

(Thanks to Dave N.)

 
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