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March 13, 2020

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

Miami mayor tests positive for coronavirus after event with Brazil President Bolsonaro

Ex-Gov. Candidate Andrew Gillum in Miami Beach Hotel Room Where Drugs Found: Police

THE WEDDING COULD BE AWKWARD

A man is behind bars after Metro Nashville Police say he shot off part of the penis of his mother’s fiancé during a struggle for a gun following an altercation.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Dave Stuff)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Woman finds live snake in Woolworths bag of potatoes

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE DO NOT PAY OUR POLICE OFFICERS ENOUGH

It was then that Prudhom yelled for fellow officers to pepper spray Watkins, who police first encountered following a disturbance at a bar. Upon being sprayed, Watkins (seen above) finally let go of Prudhom’s penis.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SMART!

Brevard's top health administrator goes on cruise amid worldwide coronavirus pandemic

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

McDonald's McDouble Burger Used As Weapon During Domestic Attack, Cops Say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE PERFECT CRIME

A Florida man allegedly attempted to eat a stolen debit card when he was confronted by police officers after attempting to use the card to purchase goods at Walt Disney World.

(Thanks to Ann)

REMINDS US OF THE MARSHALL PLAN

Pornhub Is Giving Italians Free Premium Access During Coronavirus Quarantine

(Thanks to Matt Filar and pharmaross)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Indian People Are Taking Cow Poop Baths To Cure Coronavirus

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE

Fast & Furious 9 delayed until 2021 over coronavirus concerns

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

We regret to inform you that due to the current state of affairs about the coronavirus/COVID 19 the Central PA Handbell Festival and Workshop has been cancelled for this weekend.

(Thanks to Craig Magee)

DC cherry blossoms reach peduncle elongation stage

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Cher Postpones Here We Go Again Tour Due to Coronavirus

(Thanks to James Flynn)

THE SHAFT BOTTOM BOYS

Canadian band plays world's deepest underground concert

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and pharmaross)

We assume the songs were in a miner key.

ADVISORY

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