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March 10, 2020

SIX OF ONE

Reported loose lion was unusually groomed dog in Spain

(Thanks to Ralph)

CSI: RIMERSBURG, PA.

The Pennsylvania State Police in Clarion were called to Union School District on Baker Street on Friday for reports of a stolen juice box.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

PROFILES IN COURAGE

Snctm’s LA & NYC orgies thrusting onwards in face of coronavirus

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Tampa strip club offers face masks to customers to fight spread of coronavirus

(Thanks to pharmaross)

French mayor defends Smurf rally after outcry over virus

(Thanks to Michael Parry and Greg Snow)

ALWAYS CARRY A CAN OF GLADE, DUDE

A Louisiana woman was arrested on drug charges after police determined the $5,000 cash she used to post an inmate's bail had a “strong odor of marijuana.”

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Jeff Meyerson)

DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH

Hatchet-wielding doughnut thief

(Thanks to Roberto and Ralph)

'THE SNOOZEAL'

NHS surgeon invents gadget that stops snoring by zapping tongue with electricity

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "This will go over GREAT with your spouse.")

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