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March 03, 2020

‘UNLAWFUL TO POSSESS WITHOUT A LICENSE’

Two arrested for possession of whale vomit

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FATHER’S DAY IS COMING

Bentley has unveiled the Mulliner Bacalar, a $2 million open-topped car with interior trim that's made from trees that fell 5,000 years ago. Only 12 of these cars will be made, Bentley said.

That’s right: TWO MILLION DOLLARS AND IT DOESN’T HAVE A TOP.

(Thanks to Steve K., who says “It does include free floor mats.”)

JOURNALISM IS NOT EASY

Imagine being assigned this story.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Bob Brogan)

YOU SAY YOU WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS?

Here you go.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THERE’S PROBABLY AN APP

Many Millennials Can’t Change A Light Bulb By Themselves, Survey Finds

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THE NEWS FROM EUROPE

Flight LH350, from Frankfurt to Bremen in Germany on 3 March, created a shape that looked like a penis when the aircraft was forced to circle above the airport upon arrival.

This has been The News From Europe.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Police find a fully grown alligator living in the basement of an Ohio home

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Rick Day) 

AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS

Eight-year-old wins $200 worth of cannabis products at youth hockey tournament

(Thanks to pharmaross0

CRACKING DOWN

Jacksonville may require strippers be 21 or older

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

MAKES A LOT OF SENSE

Parents allow 11-year-old to drive car because they were sick of him playing GTA all day

(Thanks to Ralph)

ADVISORY

If you see a moose, don’t pet it.

(Thanks to Ralph)

GUYS IN ACTION

Make-a-Wish Department

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

 
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