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February 27, 2020

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THE STATE

A man had been seen driving a blue Jaguar recklessly while he had a needle in his arm.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Related Incident, Incredibly NOT in Florida: Officers observed the woman driving along the Hume Fwy, allegedly steering with her knees while holding a plate in one hand and a fork in the other.

(Thanks to Fabian Matson, who says “In Florida, she would be a driving instructor.”)

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A fork but no knife? How uncouth!

Is there a problem, officer?

She was also driving on the wrong side of the road. (OK, that was an Aussie joke.)

He must not know that you have to prove you can walk and chew gum at the same time before they license you to drive and fix at the same time.

There once was a young man that smoked a cigarette while drinking a beer, passing a doobie back and forth with his passenger, while driving a stick...a friend told me.

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