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February 13, 2020


Adult Onesie Clothing Firm Goes Bust

(Thanks to John Gregg)


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This is one of the best lines so far this year:
"If I tried really hard, I might be able to squeeze out a tear for the people who came up with this, but I'd probably have to put Tabasco on my contact lenses and pull out a fistful of leg hair while remembering that scene when E.T. died in order to do it."

Flathead Indian Shawmen seldom place curses, but when they do, the curse takes.
This is the reason we don't have to endure onesie wearing pub crawls.

They're right - it is the feel good story of the Millennium.

Wow. I can say with absolute certainty that I do NOT want to wear anything called a "romp suit". I doubt that anyplace those might be worn would my scene. I must admit that I used to wear flight suits. At least they were an unfashionable sage green, festooned with pockets, and had Velcro for patches. The fact that they were really heat resistant body bags for our ashes should there be a crash made them less frivolous than romp suits. I apologize for my long rant.

Send this clothing firm to Royal Oak, Michigan.

Would adding a trap door have helped?

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