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February 28, 2020


Estimated 40,000 lbs of yogurt spilled in I-86 collision

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Mix well with 30,000 pounds of bananas. Serves 200,000.

It was a cultured collision. (and who did Cultured Collision open for ..?)

I remember seeing Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares. Peter Marshall asked the question, "Does yogurt have feelings?"
I don't remember his answer, but the look on Paul's face .. I believe after his usual zinger, he finally answered No (but then would you believe him?).


Mel Brooks is said to be so distressed by the incident that he has no comment. Also, George Carlin could not be reached for comment...well...because....

That much spilled yogurt should keep the squirrels away for weeks.

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