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February 04, 2020

TRUTH IN LABELING

When Florida Highway Patrol troopers pulled over a car on I-10, they reportedly found a bag labeled "BAG FULL OF DRUGS."

(Thanks to pharmaross and Rob)

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These are not the drugs you seek.

Bag Full of Drugs opened for Car Full of Idiots.

Bag Full of Drugs...by Ronco.

They're also being sued for trademark infringement by the outfit running the kiosks by the same name at Grateful Dead concerts (motto: Without our product, this music sucks).

The best these fools could hope for is a lenient, bleeding heart judge will knock two days off the ten-year prison sentence for telling the truth at least once.

Hey, sometimes you need a little memory aid. Who can remember what's in all their bags all the time?

Only users lose drugs!

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