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February 06, 2020

THEY TOURED WITH OZZY

Sex-mad ‘tornado’ of 300,000 disease-ridden BATS launch divebomb attacks on kids as they invade town

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

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Where are the Joker, the Penguin, and the Riddler when you need them?

Male hammer-headed bats, which have an enlarged larynx and nasal cavity, line up in trees along the riverbank and try to woo passing females by "honking" at them.

Well, there's not much I can add to that hilarious statement.

They're defending the town from the kids?

"Uh, Commissioner Gordon, did we happen to leave the bat light on last night?"

As Rudolph suggests - I’d be more concerned about the kids invading the town than the bats defending it. I assume the squirrels have kidnapped the goats, and are herding them into town?

As I remember, we didn't have these kinds of problems before Satan got here.

On a serious note, they should contact Bat Conservation International for guidance as to how to exclude and relocate them. Please don’t kill them.

batcon.org

Judy, I like the conservation thing, but how do we handle the disease part?

Just saw The Disease-Ridden Bats in concert last week in Sheboygan...

I saw Sexy Winged Vermin play in a punk club in Toronto. They were supposed to be opening for Rob Ford but he passed out while they were playing their encore.

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