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February 14, 2020


Man performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on gecko that drowned in his beer

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Adds to folder: " Headlines we never would have seen in the 1950's."

IN return, he saved 15% on his car insurance.

Good one Jeff. Such a sweet story.

Soused gecko probably tastes like chicken, especially if beer-battered.

Soused gecko probably tastes like chicken, especially if beer-battered.

And once revived, it tried to sell the guy insurance.

Some people get all the luck. Here in Flathead County they look at you funny if you ask for a straw with your drink. I would guess asking for a swizzle gecko would get you banned from the entire county.

*SMACKS* fractalist twice.

Are you my mother?

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