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February 28, 2020

THE COMPLETE PACKAGE

A Florida man who repeatedly showed guests at an IHOP condoms as he tried to get them to look at his genitals stole doughnuts hours after he was released from jail, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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That's a heck of a sentence.

First I thought they were IHOP condoms that he was hawking, much like the guy at our local Starbucks selling DVDs.

His FL driver's license doesn't list exposing himself in public as a *restriction*.

He needs to learn to make good choices, not bad ones.

An unreliable source informed me that IHOP had recently patented a condom with a non-slip waffle tread. Maybe there is a connection here?

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