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February 27, 2020

TERRORISM UPDATE

Now the squirrels are attacking law enforcement with turkeys.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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If it's not Les Nessman reporting, it's not a story.

Breaking news!
Butterball has dispatched an emergency turkey capture vehicle to help those Idaho policemen deal with this terrible scourge to their beautiful state.

He's doing it right. Don't back down from turkeys.

Ostriches are a different story. They're bigger than you are.

He didn't give them the directions they needed. They were trying to get back to Washington.

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