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February 13, 2020

'ROUND THESE PARTS WE HANG SEAL-SLAPPERS

Shocking moment man is caught on video SLAPPING a monk seal on a Hawaii beach prompting an investigation from federal marine authorities

(Thanks to Roberto)

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I dare you to try that again! Next time, I'll get a taste of your leg.
And STAY THE HELL OFF MY BEACH!

I'd like to see him try that with a Navy SEAL.

Oh. I thought it was Heidi Klum.

If he'd kept that up much longer, he'd have learned just how much harder that seal could slap back.

You can never be too careful around seals. A Navy SEAL acquaintance from here in Roswell was in Las Cruces to get some medical tests. He's an older gentleman who walks with a cane and has a handicap parking permit. He stopped to buy gas when this tattoo covered punk yanked his door open, pulled a gun and yelled he was taking his Jeep and money.

When the cops got there, the 20 Y/O perp was rolling around on the concrete, writhing in pain from a broken arm and dislocated shoulder. The Navy SEAL was calmly keeping the perp covered with his own gun. He told us later the punk was "Just funning, but he had to take the gun serious.' His biggest complaint was he would have to spend time in court testifying. We all offered to buy him a beer for the feel good story of the week.

The Marine Mammal Protection Act prohibits the "taking" of seals, which includes harassment. A civil fine of up to $10,000 and a criminal penalty of a fine of up to $20,000 or a year in jail are possible. The idiot taking the video is an accomplice, subject to the same penalties.

And he posted it online, so the evidence is signed, sealed, and delivered.

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