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February 06, 2020


Never climb a tree drunk.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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I’ll meet you tonight under the moon. Oh, I can see you now, you and the moon. You wear a necktie so I’ll know you.

I can see this video becoming an advantageous Pete Buttigieg campaign ad.

That's a waning gibbous if I ever saw one.

This only happens once in a (black &) blue moon.

Standing on a tree limb, all alone
with no ticket of his own
a blackish moon he was dreading.
on that limb he kept treading
people pointing and laughing
the limb started cracking
the ground came to meet him
when the limb cracked at last
he had the dreaded blackish moon
because he had no ticket of his own

I see a bad moon a-rising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today

Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

I hear hurricanes a-blowing
I know the end is coming soon
I fear rivers over flowing
I hear the voice of rage and ruin

Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

(I was going to edit these song lyrics to make poop and fart jokes, but I thought they were better untouched.)

Thanks, so now I know the last line is not “ There’s a bathroom on the right”.

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