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February 12, 2020

LOOKING FOR A ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT?

Look no further.

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch)

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"Pooping 101" ?
What about Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumper?

Actually, this is the basis of a great way to meet someone special.
Give is as a gift. Then when they use the gift, just slide up to them and say “Excuse me, but is this stool taken?”

The " best poops of your life " sounds a little overstated. The one I had after watching the 2016 election results is going to be pretty hard to beat.

I'm still trying to figure out how the woman in the bathtub with her clothes and shoes on is supposed to fit in with this.

Put your right foot in
put your left foot out
squat on one of our stools
enjoy a great blowout
lighten your load
before eating your food
the doctors have new drugs
don't feel like a slug
put your right foot in
put your left foot out
that's how you do
the rest home do-do

"Join the Bowel Movement"...no, thanks. Is the woman in the picture having a hot flush?

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