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February 26, 2020

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND YOUR COUSIN’S PANTS ARE FREE TO GO

Wyandotte man found with heroin, fentanyl says he borrowed pants from his cousin

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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"This is not my beautiful wife...
How did I get here?"

He's just getting a wardrobe ready for the weed wedding.

Jeff you're right. Just remember it's same as it ever was. Now let's go sit down on this nice bench and wait for the Geezer bus. For you youngsters that don't know what Jeff and I are talking about look up "The Talking Heads, Once In A Lifetime".

Police Officer: "May I have permission to search."
Correct Answer: "No."

I wonder if he ever returned the pants ?

Officers Reed and Malloy would have had a field day with this one.

Police were inclined not to believe him when they found his name written with a laundry marker inside the waistband.

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