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February 27, 2020

IF THEY DO, WE’RE DOOMED

Do farts spread novel coronavirus?

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

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"One smart feller, he felt smart. Two smart fellers, they felt smart. Three..." Old tonguetwister.

It would depend on the quality of the fart. Some farts are potent enough to kill any living organism including a virus. Wouldn't it be a real scientific discovery to find out bean burrito farts, in sufficient quantity, could save the planet?

Duh, just don't pull anyone's finger!

Spread coronavirus? Hell, I know people whose farts would KILL coronavirus. Along with everything else in a 50-foot radius.

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