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February 03, 2020


Indonesia offers reward for plucking tyre off giant crocodile's neck

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Get the crew of Aussies that live traps and removes giant crocs from cattle ranches if they're still alive. I think the amount of the reward would have to be specified first though.

It's a brilliant idea. Because whether somebody tries to remove it or not, they'll never have to pay the reward.

Crikey !

Get this guy to shoot it off.

All together now -- "Hold my beer and watch this!"

It is winter so the croc should switch to snow tires.

Tie the alligator down sport
tie that alligator down
aye, they're a dangerous breed mate
but shoot that 'gator and sink him in the lake
We'll get an old tire that might fit
we'll claim the reward and have pints for a week
the fools won't know that any alligator
will look like the gator they seek
so tie that alligator down mate
tie that alligator down

There's always a price for style. Alligator did not know this.

How do they know it's not a fashion statement?

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