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February 28, 2020


Man Arrested For Cow Manure Battery

(Thanks to David Zeppieri, John Criswell, Barry Nester, Mark Schlesinger, pharmaross, Al Barkafski and Roberto)

To clarify: He allegedly committed the battery with the cow manure, not on it.


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Cow Manure Batteries would be big step in the fight against climate change.

Thomas Edison could never get his invention of a cow manure battery to work.

Cow Manure Battery WBAGNFA Punk Band.

That was my first thought, Burt. I thought this was a story about a guy who discovered a new perpetual power source.

Someone will quickly patent a cow manure battery that will be produced by electric car manufacturers. This new battery will solve many problems. Farmers can tow their fuel supply with them on a trailer and also enjoy fresh milk. City people can brag bout how many miles their car gets on a single cow plop.
And science marches on...

Cow Manure Battery opened Pink Floyd's tour to support their "Atom Heart Mother" album.

AC or DC?...

The reason a Cow Manure Battery is illegal is because the energiser bunnies have successfully lobbied to have it included under the Anti-Dumping laws.

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