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February 28, 2020

FIENDISH

Police allege the man walked up to the counter, placed a rubber chicken over the donation box and then left the business with both.

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

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If rubber chickens are outlawed, only outlaws will have rubber chickens

Theft using a rubber chicken is a hanging offense in Texas.

Whereas, SERVING rubber chicken in Texas won't get you hanged, it'll just get you shot on the spot.

Sadly that rubber chicken probably cost more than was in the stolen box.

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