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February 26, 2020

SUNSHINE STATE HEALTHCARE UPDATE

Fort Myers hospital worker accused of sucking patient's toes

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ATTENTION, ACADEMY AWARDS VOTERS

Terrific stop motion animation made from pancakes

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN IT?

Dozens of people have been injured in the annual ‘exploding hammer’ festival in Mexico.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Should be called “Guys in Action Festival.”)

IT CAN TRASH A HOTEL ROOM FOUR TIMES AS FAST AS A HUMAN

Shimon the singer-songwriter robot to launch first album and tour

(Thanks to Ben Cunningham)

 

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

If you drive an expensive car you're probably a jerk, scientists say

(Thanks to Bobby Grawl)

SEND THIS WOMAN, AND THE POSSUM, TO WASHINGTON

A woman performed a spiritual ritual on a dead possum in the road, demanding it 'repent,' Waukesha police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SHE HAD NO CHOICE

Woman fires shot into Taco Bell after becoming upset over order

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND YOUR COUSIN’S PANTS ARE FREE TO GO

Wyandotte man found with heroin, fentanyl says he borrowed pants from his cousin

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:27 p.m. There was a man sitting in a baseball field in the dark.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

WE SAW FEISTY BABY OPEN FOR STING

Feisty baby stares down doctors seconds after birth

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY NEED TO DO THIS FOR THE DEBATES

TV reporter accidentally turns mask filter on before going live in NC, video shows

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT’S HAPPENING IN MEN’S FASHION?

Don’t ask.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR, AS FAR AS ANYBODY CAN REMEMBER

Weed-loving couple have cannabis-themed wedding including special wedding bong

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “I now pronounce you Dude and Dudette.”)

WE’RE NUMBER TWO

Why America Is Losing The Toilet Race

(Thanks to pharmaross, who notes that America is “behind.”)

MAYBE HE WAS GOING TO THE MOVIES

New Jersey man used fake $100 bill with ‘For Motion Picture Use Only’ on it to pay clerk at gas station

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross)

 
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