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February 20, 2020

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SIT NEXT TO US ON AIRPLANES

Humans put out more methane than previously thought

(Thanks to Rick Stevenson)

‘OF ALL THE CHICKEN JOINTS...’

Newlywed Police Officers Cut Date Night Short To Stop Armed Robber At Restaurant

(Thanks to EricY)

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Researchers find a western-style diet can impair brain function

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

FYI

Blue tits ‘engage in promiscuous mating based on past encounters’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ATTENTION, SONGWRITERS

Here’s a site that can generate lyrics for you in various genres on any topic, such as (to pick one at random) squirrels (Thanks to John Lobert):

Verse 1
Dumb squirrel coaster, dumb squirrel coaster
I let you ride, you ride
Now I know you can
Im stuck on a squirrel coaster

Pre-Chorus
I got nothin to lose and I love nothin to lose
Hate is like a squirrel coaster I never told her about it

Chorus
Well, I was a fool, all a squirrel coaster ride
Here I go again, eyes blind at another lonely road
Yet another ball squirrel around my head
Yet another ball squirrel around my head

Verse 2
I had a good big car
But I bought no new squirrel blades
I wake up blinking
They squirrel skate down my spine

Pre-Chorus
Step one, you never told
You gotta show me how

Chorus
Well, I was a fool, all a squirrel coaster ride
Here I go again, eyes blind at another lonely road
Yet another ball squirrel around my head
Yet another ball squirrel around my head

Bridge
Jump on train tracks, trip on a squirrel coaster
This world is way too cruel

Chorus
Well, I was a fool, all a squirrel coaster ride
Here I go again, eyes blind at another lonely road
Yet another ball squirrel around my head
Yet another ball squirrel around my head

 

HOW TO OPEN GLASS DOORS

Not like this.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

‘YOU’RE NOT ROBBING S**T’

A Yakima fast food employee wasn’t having it when someone tried to rob him last Saturday, according to a police report.

“I will beat your a**. You want to go outside and handle this?”

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

 
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