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February 19, 2020

THEN WHY EVEN OWN A PHONE?

This phone uses AI to block you taking naked selfies

(Thanks to Dave N.)

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

A man with the last name Love got into a shootout with his ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend while attempting to break into their home on Valentine’s Day, according to the Palm Bay Police Department.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SEEMS MEDICALLY SOUND

Chinese Woman Visiting Hospital Puts on Giant Giraffe Costume as Protection from Coronavirus

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE DEMONS ALL PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Hallucinating Florida man swings sledgehammer at 'demons,' damaging several homes, including his own

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Footballer is suspended for five years in France after biting opponent's penis during a match

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and pharmaross)

'I'M A TERRIBLE SHOPPER'

Grandma accidentally buys condoms thinking they're tea bags

(Thanks to Ralph)

A MAN NEEDS TO KEEP BUSY

Only in Cork - when Sinn Fein TD Donnchadh O Laoghaire needed a plumber to fix a leak in his office, he came face-to-face with a Rebel sporting legend across two codes, the legendary Dave Barry.

 
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