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February 14, 2020

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS THAT ARE DEFINITELY NOT THE NEXT HOT TREND

The next hot trend is applying a full face of makeup to your legs

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

St. Pete grandma let sons operate drug ring in downtown senior complex, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE ABROAD

Strength and power of women’s buttocks harming NDC – Atubiga

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE WORD IS 'HERO'

Man performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on gecko that drowned in his beer

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR SNOOP

Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese

(Thanks to Ralph)

You know who's really behind this.

ASTROPERSONS?

The Space Force doesn't know what to call its troops

(Thanks to kenzen in Oregon, who says "I bet we can help." He also suggests "Half-Astronauts.")

PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE THE LAST TIME

Bank teller called police over coronavirus mask, Michigan woman claims

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BLOGSTERS

I would put a heart emoji here if I knew how to do emojis.

 
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