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February 13, 2020

WHOEVER COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?

Adult Onesie Clothing Firm Goes Bust

(Thanks to John Gregg)

THEY CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW

Italian man, 101, told he needed his parents to confirm identity after Brexit app glitch

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "His honorary Florida driver's license is on the way," and Le Petomane, who says "I'm guessing the same app company used in the Iowa election also supplied the Brexit software.")

WE CAN EXPLAIN IT IN ONE WORD: FEAR

No One Can Explain Why Planes Stay In The Air

(Thanks to Dave N.)

WE SAW THE SNOT BOMBS ON TOUR WITH THE RAMONES

Upside-down jellyfish release venom-filled snot ‘bombs,’ scientists claim

(Thanks to John Lobert and Linda Schutjer)

'SHE WAS DISTRACTED BY A SECOND TOILET'

A woman driving along W. McMillan Street crashed into a toilet left in the middle of the lane on Monday.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

SOUNDS LIKE A KEEPER

They met on a dating app. Then he robbed a bank on their first date and forced her to be the getaway driver

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

'ADULTS'

Adults wearing onesies to Michigan bar crawls is a hot, growing trend

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ATTENTION, VIRGINIA TAXPAYERS

Metro has spent $3.8 million and 5 years building 2 bike racks. They're still unfinished.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Allen at Division)

IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT THE DINOSAUR PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Driver caught using carpool lanes with stuffed dinosaur passenger

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, Ralph and pharmaross)

'ROUND THESE PARTS WE HANG SEAL-SLAPPERS

Shocking moment man is caught on video SLAPPING a monk seal on a Hawaii beach prompting an investigation from federal marine authorities

(Thanks to Roberto)

IT'S CALLED INITIATIVE, DUDE

Girl Scouts Set Up Their Stall Outside A Weed Dispensary In Chicago, Sell Several Hundred Boxes

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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