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February 12, 2020

EXPLANATION: HE IS AUSTRALIAN

Boy caught eating two flies that land on his face during live TV interview

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MULTI-TASKER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

“After arresting the driver for suspicion of DUI/drugs, he found out that the suspect produces/records music while driving down the highway.”

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

CLASSY

Woman steals $561,000 from church to pay for wedding

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DEPARTMENT OF WAY TOO MUCH SPARE TIME

Lunatic Returns Canned Corn Kernels To Cobs To Determine Approximately How Many Cobs Are In A Can

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'MUSHROOM PHOTOGRAPHER?'

Mushroom photographer gave up using indoor toilets in 1974 so he can 'give back life'

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

HE WAS OF COURSE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING HIS FLORIDA LICENSE

Driver with 2,000 traffic violations arrested in Moscow

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT?

Unexplained deep space signal discovered repeating with a peculiar rhythm

(Thanks to The Perts)

You older blog people can explain "Shave and a haircut" to the younger blog people, if there are any.

O THE ETC.

Truck rolls over on highway in New Hampshire, dumping kegs and cases of beer

(Thanks to pharmaross and Geoff Scott, who says "Road trip!")

LOOKING FOR A ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT?

Look no further.

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch)

GUYS IN ACTION

Excavator Bowling

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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