« February 9, 2020 | Main | February 11, 2020 »

February 10, 2020

DIDN'T ZAPPING WILLIES OPEN FOR STING?

Zapping willies with shock waves could soon be used as a cure for erectile dysfunction

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CHUTZPAH

Police said a Florida man dialed their department to report he was being shot at by the man he had just robbed and stabbed.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and pharmaross)

SEEMS REASONABLE

11:22 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 to report that his neighbors were trespassing on his land again. He asked if it would be OK for him to shoot their vehicle to disable it so that they would still be there when the cops arrived.

You of course know the county.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson and Greg Snow)

AND IN SPORTS

Canada’s International Hair Freezing Competition Is Here

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise