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February 08, 2020

NOT KOSHER

Overturned 18-wheeler spills 42,000 lbs of pig parts all over highway in Rosenberg

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Two high school cheerleading teams suspended after brawl

(Thanks to man tom)

OOPS

'Get robbed in Rio': Brazil tourist board mistakenly publish rant

(Thanks to pharmaross)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Nevada DMV eliminates parallel parking from driving exam

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT VIOLATES EVERY STANDARD OF DECENCY

City of Vancouver staff says it is investigating whether an event at the Vancouver International Boat Show, that features a squirrel water skiing, violates municipal bylaws.

(Thanks to Ralph)

NO WAY THE OTTER THOUGHT THIS UP ON ITS OWN

Otter attacks girl, dog in Lakeland home

(Thanks to James Flynn)

THE CHUCK E. CHEESE’S OF WALES

Mum fined for Caerphilly Toby Carvery gravy station assault

(Thanks to Roberto)

MEANWHILE ABROAD

Somebody has been playing bongos at the semi-sacred Tor Tower, and people are not happy.

(Thanks to Roberto)

CAN YOU READ THIS?

Erectile dysfunction pills can permanently distort vision

(Thanks to John Criswell and Chris Elzi and Le Petomane, who says “So does beer, but guys never let things like that bother us.”)

ISSUE OF THE DAY SO FAR

EPA Challenges Butte Baby Poop Study Results

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUYS (OUCH!) IN (OUCH!) ACTION (OUCH!)

Man Sets New Guiness World Record For Most Stairs Climbed Using His Head (With A Neck-Breaking 36)

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Tylenol ad?”)

 
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