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February 06, 2020

MOON OVER KC

Never climb a tree drunk.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY

ANIMAL ABUSE Aman who allegedly fed a squirrel methamphetamine in order to make the animal aggressive is scheduled to appear at an Alabama court Monday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY TOURED WITH OZZY

Sex-mad ‘tornado’ of 300,000 disease-ridden BATS launch divebomb attacks on kids as they invade town

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

Residents of an apartment building in southern India were left in shock after a mix of beer, brandy and rum started gushing out of their taps.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

BUT IT WORKED: NOBODY STOLE THE CAR WHILE HE WAS DRIVING IT

The senior citizen behind the wheel Monday afternoon never removed the anti-theft device that locks the steering wheel in place before he took off and struck the gate in front of a home at the intersection of Western Avenue and Zabriskie Street.

So he never reached his destination, which we assume was Florida.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

LOW-SPEED CHASE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Fitchburg man arrested for stealing steamroller

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says he was "flat-out arrested.")

 
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